A few months ago, there was a Debate on BV War about whether or not Faithless really carried out jobs for people. Mocker said it was all a setup.  I thought Mocker was being very fukman about this, so I placed a 10k bounty on Mocker's head with the Faithless.  They tried to collect the bounty on Mocker's head, but could not do it since Mocker only logs on alternate Tuesday during full moons.  The contract was opened up to anyone that could bring me Mocker's head (at Mocker's insistence).  Still noone was able to collect.  Finally, the fateful post on BV War appeared.

Pikkle and I agreed to meet at Buc's Den.
By the time I arrived, PIkkle had died again and I had to res him.

We entered the bank and Pikkle told me that Mocker's head had decayed.
Arrgh!  You can't trust these mongbats to do anything right...

I pulled the money from my meager funds in the bank.

And handed it to an eager Pikkle.

So there you have it, a contract paid in full.

Of course, I would still love a Mocker's Head trophy, but I can't offer another 10k.
So any Murderers with a heart of gold, please remember to grab Mocker's head for me.
UO is love ^^.