A Visit from Lord British



 

Here is what I heard Lord British say.  I did not include all the other chatter:

Lord British: I am hear to join the celebration of this establishment
Lord British: 'Tis not about me
Lord British: 'tis about the YMCA
Lord British: I asked Blackthorn to join me.. but he was unable
Lord British: He said he'd try to come by another time

Lord British: Where am I?
Lord British: *chukles*
Lord British: The business of the realm bring little room for walking 
Lord British: but I intend to change that

Elysia Tanyar recited a poem.  Here is the poem as I heard it.
 

This is titled "A LOVE STORY" and was written by Moll of the Britain forests

The Moons rode high like a spectral eye. A ghostly galleon in a cloudless sky.
The Moons looked down o'er river and town tae see four riders upon the ground.
An armored knight who rode for right, a darkling mage the party's sage,
an elf with bow tae smite the foe, a dwarf so strong from caverns long.
The riders rode tae right a wrong, tae save a maid from deaths sad song.
Set her free from grim deaths alter was their task they would nae falter.
The king so old, tae save his gold, had bargained wit' the dragon bold.
His daughter gave unto the grave, by the dragon's hand, his gold tae save.
But the maid so fair, beyond compare, said nae a word as they tied her there.
She lay there to await the Dragon's will. So the riders rode a drake to kill.
A reward tae earn, the gold they'd spurn, the maidens hand made each heart burn.
Elf bow sang, armored scales rang, attacks bounced from the drake with a clang.
Her choice, ye see, t'would be one of three and each heart prayed let it be me!
Now the Drake did sleep in his mountain keep on a pile of gold in caverns deep.
The moon climbed high in the cloudless sky till the appointed hour did draw nye.
The dragon woke, flames did stoke, from cavern flew, spouting fire and smoke.
Now the Dragon's fire was mixed wit' ire and lit the sky like a funeral pyre.
And the comet born that early morn gave a mighty roar that did riders warn.
Wings black as night filled hearts wit' fright as dragon reeled intae the fight.
Now riders tae prevent the kill rode tae reach foot of the hill.
And the Dragon flew straight and true at the armored knight his flames did spew.
The elf bent bow tae kill the foe, but the shaft it broke on the scales below.
The mage leapt down upon the ground, a spell tae cast; protection all 'round.
But the mighty knight who rode for right was now ablaze with fire bright.
His race was run, t'was now two plus one, as Dragon soared flaming like a sun.
Now dwarf so strong, from caverns long, drew back his arm tae right this wrong.
And so let fly intae the sky, his magic hammer made in years gone by.
Now the hammer Vis would ne'er miss, it sped towards the foe wit' a deadly hiss.
But drake did swerve then hammer curve, coming round behind tae strike a nerve.
Wing broken the dragon sang with pain, with a mighty crash fell tae the plain.
Three riders hoped for a kill, but as Drake rose their hearts went still.
Wing broken the dragon sang with pain, with a mighty crash fell tae the plain.
Breath of flame makes tempests seem tame, the mage's spell to the rescue came.
The elf bent bow the drake seemed tae grow, the dwarf knew t'was time tae go.
Wit' a snarl drake's head shot out and with a snap snuffed dwarf's life out.
T'was now one and one, mage's lightning bolt blazed like the sun.
His magic he used tae create a great ruse, took the form of a man, all tae confuse
The ransom demand had all been planned, So maid and her love could start in new land
As the maiden did cry a tear fell from her eye ontae the drake, then tae breath he did try.
Magic in her heart, gave drake a new start, wounds healed by love caressing each part
There they did stay till breaking of day, rejoicing in love that now found a way
The sun looked down o'er village and town, a strange sight tae see upon ground.
 

At this point, a mage cast a poison field on Lord British, a bit of chaos ensued.

Lord British: * Lord British looks extremely ill. *
Locke of SAS: * Locke of SAS looks extremely ill. *
May: * May looks extremely ill. *
Marty: * Marty looks extremely ill. *
Jayden Angelfyre: * Jayden Angelfyre looks extremely ill. *
* Elysia Tanyar looks extremely ill. *
Crimson Nytefall: * Crimson Nytefall looks extremely ill. *
Deathclaw: *grins*
Lord British: * Lord British looks extremely ill. *
Crimson Nytefall: * Crimson Nytefall looks extremely ill. *
Celibacy: I dont think it hurt him
Loryn: An Nox
You see: Lord British (invulnerable)
Glendor: An Nox
Dakkon: An Nox
Qaladar: An Nox
Marty: An Nox
Lord British: A beautiful verse untimely interupted, M'Lady
Lord British: Thank thee for thy verse, M'Lady
Lord British: I understand thou art now the proprieter of the YMCA?
Lord British: Judging by the crowd
Lord British: managing this place must be a quite a job
we are nay used to having royalty here, sire
Lord British: Perhaps a tour would be best another time
Lord British: when the crowds are not as opersistent
 

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