Adventures of a Cookie Salesman
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Oliver got the idea to try to sell to a blue robe.  We summoned one and sat around for the wait.
Lady Kitara popped up and the sale was on.
What's with all the lame excuses?  It's a cookie, it's *supposed* to be sweet!
No tactic worked on her.
Oliver even attempted the guilt maneuver.  Nothing worked and she popped out, much to our dismay.
The next day, on my own, I headed to the orc fort.  I fashioned my selling points in the SC orc dialect.
I gave them a little ale as tribute, but they didn't seem to get the idea I was selling the cookies.
One of them figured it out.
Again they started in on the 'I have no gold' line so I offered to trade.  Suddenly, one of the orcs couldn't wait and my first sale was on.
Sale #6
To celebrate, the orcs and I sparred a bit.  After I, err, um, ressed, I headed back toward town.
In a house on the way toward Yew, I spied a woman.  She bought without hesitation.  All the transactions should be this simple.
Sale #7
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